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Maybe you have petite hands, or normal hands, or maybe just the best hands. Size doesn’t matter, cleanliness does.

We are in a pandemic, and fighting it is important.

So, whether you are hand counting stolen votes in Democratic areas of Philadelphia or simply grabbing felines without permission, make sure you scrub up. Wash Your F*cking Hands.

“Look at those hands. Are they small hands? And he referred to my hands if they’re small, something else must be small,” Trump said. “I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee you.”

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