Hall of Enablers
Forever honoring those who stood with our 45th president from empowering the racist alt-right to attempting to subvert democracy.
We gather here to honor the inductees of the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library “Hall of Enablers”.
While it is impossible to collect all of the incompetents, grifters, and outright criminals that the Trump presidency has brought to our attention, this Hall recognizes the absolute elite of our 45th President’s bootlickers, lackeys, and sycophants.
All inductees were chosen in an free and fair election, something the Trump Administration seems to have trouble recognizing.
Our inductees are organized in the following categories:
- Media
- Institutions / Organizations
- Senators
- House of Representatives
- Governors
- Administration / Executive Branch
- Gadfly Division
The following are the Classes at the “Hall of Enablers”:
- Inaugural class (10): November 30th, 2020 selection
Inaugural Class
Ten honorees, voting closed November 30th, 2020.
Below is our Hall’s first, and by definition, most elite class of Enablers.
From shielding the President from legal jeopardy to subverting our political discourse to subtly remove fact based arguments, this class is without doubt one of the greatest collections of elite puppets this side of Sesame Street.
Sean Hannity
Media (Fox News)
Final Vote: 98.58% (4,802-69)
< induction 11/30/20 >
“Hannity claimed the election was the culmination of a four-year “all out assault against a duly elected president” and cited disinformation and conspiracy theories being spread by Trump and his other allies” – Ron Dicker
Fox News
Institutions (Media)
Final Vote: 98.37% (4,333-72)
< induction 11/30/20 >
“Cowardice in the face of dissent has been the defining principle of the Trump presidency, from the early morning when Trump pops on Fox & Friends for his daily pep talk until late at night when Sean Hannity tucks him into bed. Fox News is now like a Disney Channel that has decided its main purpose is to make Mickey Mouse feel better about his disapproval ratings.” – Jason Sattler
Lindsey Graham
Senators (R-SC)
Final Vote: 98.85% (4,560-53)
< induction 11/30/20 >
“Anyone who watches politics closely has noticed the dramatic change in Graham over the last three years. He went from calling out Trump’s unfitness for office and palling around with “maverick” John McCain, to being one of the president’s chief enablers.” – Nancy LeTourneau
Mitch McConnell
Senators (R-KY)
Final Vote: 99.33% (4,909-33)
< induction 11/30/20 >
“Perhaps America’s greatest misfortune is that these crises have emerged at a time when its leadership is maliciously dedicated to worsening them.” – Robert B. Reich
Devin Nunes
Representatives (R, CA-22)
Final Vote: 98.92% (3,025-33)
< induction 11/30/20 >
“Nunes of Tulare is sheltered in a relatively safe Republican district, and may believe he will pay no political price for unfairly attacking law enforcement and protecting Trump. But his performance as chairman of the highly sensitive House Intelligence Committee has been nothing short of embarrassing.” – Editorial Board of Sacramento Bee
Ron DeSantis
Governors (R-FL)
Final Vote: 98.58% (2,915-42)
< induction 11/30/20 >
“Just for a minute, wrest yourself free from the Trump-DeSantis fantasy of an America where the nasty virus is just a bad memory, the bars are open, the flag is waving, and football is ON, baby!
Lately, Florida is averaging 2,500 COVID-19 cases per day; our economy is suffering a $2.7 billion shortfall; state agencies have to cut their budgets by 8.5 percent. Education, conservation, health care, programs for the poor, the elderly, and children will all take a hit.” – Diane Roberts 9/15/2020
Bill Barr
Administration (AG)
Final Vote: 99.75% (3,980-10)
< induction 11/30/20 >
“Barr was once seen as a potential check on Trump’s overt desire to take command of the justice department, deploying its investigators and prosecutors at his whim and his will. But this week, critics warn, the attorney general has been revealed as an eager accomplice in eroding norms meant to insulate the criminal justice system from political interference, threatening the bedrock principle of equality before the law.” – Tom McCarthy
Mike Pompeo
Administration (SecState)
Final Vote: 98.23% (3,159-57)
< induction 11/30/20 >
“when asked about the Trump team’s delay in aiding a smooth transition to a Biden administration, Pompeo went even further, coyly responding, “There will be a smooth transition to a second Trump administration.” The line was greeted with stunned silence by the gathered reporters but quickly elicited fiery reactions on social media.” – Neil J. Young
Rudy Giuliani
Gadfly (Lawyer)
Final Vote: 99.35% (3,688-24)
< induction 11/30/20 >
“After he’s careened from one embarrassment to another, the big question is: Why does anybody still believe anything Rudy Giuliani says or does? He’s the only person in public life today with less credibility than Donald Trump.” – Bill Press
Kellyanne Conway
Administration (Press)
Final Vote: 98.20% (3,268-60)
< induction 11/30/20 >
“Your wife is an enabler. Your wife is a cheerleader. What kind of game do you think you’re playing?” Larry Brooks asked George Conway
“She’s both but that doesn’t mean I’m playing a game,” Conway replied.
Congratulations to the inductees. We at the Library are sure they are proud of their notable achievements in servicing the most ineffective and amoral president in American history. With their groveling subservience properly recognized, they can now continue their work as loyal minions to a president openly considering self-pardon for assumed crimes.