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Doing the crimes is thirsty business.

And sometimes when you finish a hard day of coercing foreign governments to collude, violating the Hatch Act, or simply locking up thousands of children in cages, you need to unwind with a cool drink.

Our “Felon’s Lounge” Line brings all the MAGA Mafia vibe of our signature rooftop venue and brings it to your home to toast the extensive criminal legacy of Donald J. Trump. While he didn’t, “… stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody,” President Trump has had thousands die preventable deaths under his tenure, so he has more in common with Al Capone than tax evasion.

This shot glass is good when you need to get drunk. Fast. History will never forgive your crimes, but for one night you can forget them.

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