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“Felon’s Lounge” Flask


Doing the crimes is thirsty business.


And sometimes when you finish a hard day of coercing foreign governments to collude, violating the Hatch Act, or simply locking up thousands of children in cages, you need to unwind with a cool drink.


Our “Felon’s Lounge” Line brings all the MAGA Mafia vibe of our signature rooftop venue and brings it to your home to toast the extensive criminal legacy of Donald J. Trump. While he didn’t, “… stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody,” President Trump has had thousands die preventable deaths under his tenure, so he has more in common with Al Capone than tax evasion.


This metal flask helps get you through those pesky times you have to sit through another grilling over your taxes with the Southern District of New York. It’s not obstruction of justice if you pass out while testifying.



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Whatever your size or style, your beverage will shine through with a frosted glass mug, making the perfect gift!

Tue ‒ Sun: 10am ‒ 08pm
Mon: closed

Adults (Citizens): $25
Adults (Seniors): $10
Adults (Immigrants): $50
Children & Students: free

1 MAGA Lane
Nogales, AZ 85621